Childrens Hospital — 2008-2016 · 7 seasons · 87 eps

★ 7.8

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Childrens Hospital

2008-2016 7 seasons 87 episodes

★ 7.8 (8,593 votes) Top 36%

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Episode Ratings Grid

Every episode at a glance, color-coded by rating. Rows are episode numbers within each season, columns are seasons.

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Episode Power Rankings

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🏆 Top Episodes

#1 8.5

S4E14 Eulogy

The death of a cast member is examined.

#2

S2E8 8.3

Hot Enough for You?

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

#3

S5E13 8.3

Coming and Going

The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.

4. S2E12 "The Sultan's Finger: Live" 8.2
5. S4E7 "British Hospital" 8.2
6. S5E2 "Triangles" 8.2
7. S6E6 "Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac" 8.2
8. S2E6 "The End of the Middle" 8.1
9. S3E14 "Newsreaders" 8.1
10. S6E11 "Me, Owen" 8.1

📉 Bottom Episodes

#86

S6E8 5.7

Koontz Is Coming

Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

85. S6E10 "Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist" 6.5
84. S7E9 "Hump Cola" 6.8
83. S6E1 "Five Years Later" 6.8
82. S7E3 "Sy's Tenure" 6.9

The Quality Arc

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Episode Engagement

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31 Standouts

12 Infamous

21 Hidden Gems

22 Forgettable

Top Standout: S2E8 Hot Enough for You?

Most Infamous: S1E1 A Hospital Isn't a Place

Best Hidden Gem: S4E14 Eulogy

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Series Trajectory

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Season Momentum

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Season Consistency

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